FAQ

Here is a collection of questions that I may or may not have been asked, also there are answers provided.

How can I get better at sex?

Watch "tutorial" videos.

What is the Cal ISO ?

It is where electricity is made! Or on a more technical explanation it is a market maker for the state electrical grid ( California & actually some surrounding states ).

What is LIBOR?

London Inter-bank Offered Rate is the average of interest rates estimated by each of the leading banks in London that it would be charged were it to borrow from other banks.

When will I die?

When you stop following your dreams.... Or your heart gives out ( whichever comes first )

Will Antacid tablets kill ants?

Only one way to find out.

Should I study abroad in Berlin and avoid high tuition here in the States?

Yeah sure why not?

Why don't you start a blog?

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Paper or Plastic?

Oh no they're real. Ohhhhhh you mean the bag, I was thinking like who says paper? I get the plastic part, silicone and all.. - Plastic.

Your fat.

That's not even a questions..?? I'm not even that... Ugh **** you. You misspelled you're. Oh I'm a grammar Nazi too? A fat grammar Nazi?

Will you release a studio album?

Yup.

Why do you love cheese so much?

Because it loved me first.

Are red cars inherently faster?

I think so..

Waffles or pancakes?

Adidas or Nike?